After determining another year of championship game participants, the
BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS
declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.
"Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with
the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into
conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark,
Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and
Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an
incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy
of the #1 ranking."
Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS
commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and
Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by
head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single,
equally-weighted event."
German Chancellor Adolph Hitler said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we
defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been
criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to
enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland
was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were
incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional
forces."
The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented "
France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1
ranking they only fell to #2."
Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the
Philippines.
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Showing posts with label sports. Show all posts
Thursday, January 22, 2009
bcs declares germany winner of WWII
A friend of mine posted this on the myspace and I thought it was hilarious and would like to share with ya'll.
Friday, September 12, 2008
week 2 nfl picks
Last week I only went 7-9 ATS, not good. Let's do better this week.
KC(-3) over Oakland
NYG (-8.5) over St.Louis
MINN (+1.5) over Indy
Tenn (+1) over CINCY
New Orleans (even) WASHINGTON
CAROLINA (-3) over Chicago
JAX(-5) over Buffalo
San Francisco (+6.5) over SEATTLE
TAMPA (-7) over Atlanta
New England (+1.5) over NYJ
Miami (+6) over ARIZONA
San Diego (-1) over DENVER
Pitt (-6) over CLEVELAND
DALLAS (-7) over Philly
Baltimore (+4.5) over HOUSTON
p.s. RONMEXICOS RAPESTAND is 1-0 in my fantasy league. Looking for a big win this week.
Thursday, September 11, 2008
cheer for injuries or the terrorists will win
Big Daddy Drew at Deadspin explains why cheering for injuries is a good thing.
Now, I know many people find the idea of cheering for injuries tasteless, and offensive, and inhumane, and disgusting. But those people are WRONG. Wrong as can be. Cheering injuries is the noblest thing a person can do. It’s true!
You see, when I cheer for injuries, I’m not doing it because I’m a bad person. Far from it. I cheer for injuries because I CARE. I think a good, solid injury builds character. Think about Tom Brady’s life up to this point. He’s had it all: hot model girlfriend, tons of money, three Super Bowl rings. What kind of adversity has he faced up to this point? Not a lot. Well, I’m not shallow like all these Boston fans who just want Brady to stay healthy and keep winning. I want Brady to GROW as a person. I want him to learn. I want him to be a better man. And there’s no better way for him to do that than to have his knee viciously torn asunder.
Don’t you see how that makes sense?
....And remember, fans like me are only rooting for injuries, and not full-blown DEATH. I think that shows our true grace, our capacity for mercy. I think it's very classy. It makes us more human to hope Tom Brady gets his leg sheared right off. Look at him clutching his knee like a little girl in that photo. What a bitch.
...So, to you people out there who are drinking hard and clapping deliriously at the pain and misfortune of others, I salute you. You people are real Americans. You’re the true class acts in sports, and don’t ever let some asshole tell you differently.
HAHA!
Monday, September 8, 2008
brady done
Tom Brady out for year. Fantasy football people are crying in their beer.
my revised superbowl pick.
Cowboys over Steelers.
Friday, September 5, 2008
Mets in first, Philly in NY
Tim Kurkjian has post/article about the rebirth of Los D. Check out BMF's then and now post.
So get your popcorn ready, and your brooms as the Mets sweep Philly and take a commanding lead of the NL East.
So get your popcorn ready, and your brooms as the Mets sweep Philly and take a commanding lead of the NL East.
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
slow day...
not much to say today. Recovering from three day hangover and spending most of my time getting ready for my draft.
Monday, August 25, 2008
it is over, it is really over
Monday, August 18, 2008
America is teh awesome
This story is fucked up. I love sports but our society seems to make all kinds of allowances for this sort of hazing. What kind of kid thinks its cool to shove a cell phone up some ones ass.
maybe someone who has adult role models like these people.
maybe someone who has adult role models like these people.
A united front of young male athletes gave testimonials for their baseball coaches, and was saluted with long rounds of applause.Yes sir, you have definitly nailed the problem. Its the media's fault. Not you and your twisted ass kids. I guess the moral to the story is be glad you don't live in small town amerikkka.The alleged victims were rarely mentioned.
"The media took this and ran with it," one man said. "They took sex, violence and victims. They took an incident and turned it into assault. We made national news because of this.
"I'm angry, and I'd be willing to bet … I would be willing to bet most of the people in this room are angry. And I would be willing to bet some of them would like to take some of these reporters to the back of the bus."
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