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Showing posts with label wingnuts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wingnuts. Show all posts
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
"the biggest tent of all is the tent of freedom"
Thank you Jim Demint R-S.C. But, I imagine the tent in Rahm Emanuels pants is probably pretty big too, after watching the republic party purge itself of all sanity.
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politics,
republic party,
republican stoopidity,
wingnuts,
wingnuttery
Friday, April 17, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
atlas shat upon
'nuff said.
There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.
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aynrand,
philosophy,
politics,
tehfunny,
wingnuts,
wingnuttery
Monday, March 16, 2009
Friday, March 13, 2009
this is your rump republic party: Glen Beck edition
I bet you didn't know that frustrated conservatives HAVE to kill people because they are oppressed by political correctness. Glen Beck says so!
These people are insane. Why are they on the teevee?
Thursday, March 12, 2009
facts are shameful things
Ari Fleischer calls Chris matthews shameful for pointing out the fact that Bush was President on 9/11. These people are insane. Why are they on the teevee?
Monday, March 9, 2009
they really are the same thing
Gay marriage and robot marriage. I'm sure Yglesias will be all over this.
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gay marriage,
politics,
republican stoopidity,
robots,
wingnuts,
wingnuttery,
yglesias
Friday, February 20, 2009
please don't
do this.
"I said it before and I’ll say it again - fence off Utah, put all the fundies in there, and let them stone all the sinners they want. "
I understand the desire but certainly the fundies would be happier in Alabama.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
the party of do nothing

I hope the leaders of the rump republic party take Malkin's advice.
Since when did it become the Republican Party's top priority to "get things done"? It was as annoying a campaign platitude when John McCain adopted it as it is now coming from Obama's lips.(h/t instaputz)
Please fellas listen to her. She knows what she is taliking about, remeber it was her ilk that turned y'all into a five state party. So feel free to continue to follow the advice of morons and their corny ass followers. Watching the wingnuts eat themselves for the next couple of deceades is going to be fun.
Friday, October 31, 2008
palin's stupid really buuurrrns
When the media criticizes her it violates her First Amendment rights. Is this silly trollop for real?
Read for yourself.
"If [the media] convince enough voters that that is negative campaigning, for me to call Barack Obama out on his associations," Palin told host Chris Plante, "then I don't know what the future of our country would be in terms of First Amendment rights and our ability to ask questions without fear of attacks by the mainstream media."
Can't make this shit up. Please vote against this crazy like a dumbass wingnut. Seriously.... I got nothin'.
Labels:
palin,
politics,
republican stoopidity,
wingnuts,
wingnuttery
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
the dementia of hugh hewitt
If he believes this he is in for a long, lonely eight years(at least.)
Really, Hugh can I have some that weed cause you are bogartin' and I don't think it is good for you.
(Remember to vote!)
McCain is back in "bitter" "redneck" "racist" PA today, signaling as does Pelosi's comments that there's a great deal going on in the lectorate that is off the MSM's screen (or on it but ignored in the effort to drag a faltering Obama over the finish line.)
Really, Hugh can I have some that weed cause you are bogartin' and I don't think it is good for you.
(Remember to vote!)
Monday, October 27, 2008
Thursday, October 16, 2008
not so deep thought
Do the wingnuts know what socialism means?
UPDATE
This dude clearly doesn't.
"Beyond socialism." WTF does that mean?
Glenn Beck wants everyone to have pie!!! And A PONY.
UPDATE II
From Wiki.
"Socialism refers to a broad set of economic theories of social organization advocating social or collective ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods, and the creation of an egalitarian society."
That is exactly Obama's plan isn't it?
UPDATE
This dude clearly doesn't.
"Beyond socialism." WTF does that mean?
Glenn Beck wants everyone to have pie!!! And A PONY.
UPDATE II
From Wiki.
"Socialism refers to a broad set of economic theories of social organization advocating social or collective ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods, and the creation of an egalitarian society."
That is exactly Obama's plan isn't it?
Labels:
notsodeepthought,
socialism,
wingnuts,
wingnuttery
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
turn out the lights...
The party's over...for you john mcshame. After the debate last night Obama clearly is going to dominate this elction. Even wingnuts are unable to deny this now. Andy McCarthy at The Corner.
With due respect, I think tonight was a disaster for our side. I'm dumbfounded that no one else seems to think so. Obama did everything he needed to do, McCain did nothing he needed to do. What am I missing?
Even instadumbass admits Obama won.
But in retrospect I have to say that I think Obama did better than it seemed at the time. This morning, my strongest impression is that McCain seemed to be trying too hard to close the deal, and frustrated that it wasn't happening. Obama, despite a lot of stammering and some ill-advised references to Delaware, seemed a lot more comfortable. I think he passed the threshold acceptability test with the audience, which -- for people looking for "change" -- is probably enough.
Sullivan has the run down of the right's reax..
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
the stoopid, it burns
Shorter Kristol: I wanna bone palin down...and Obama is a terrorist.
Shorter Jonah Goldberg: I also wanna bone palin down but not until she learns to lie better.(ed. This one really burns.)
Shorter Rich Lowry: Republicans, Good for the economy. Because we say so.
Shorter Jack Cashill: A Terrorist wrote Obama's book. Lets string 'im up.
Shorter Dr. Helen: What me worry about the economy? It's all in your head stupid.
h/t Sadly,No! They read this shit so you don't have to.
Monday, October 6, 2008
mcsame goes mcnasty...
see Sarah Palin pictures
mcsame goes negative...but we all knew that was coming. Negative is all he has left. Except this kind of adulation and cult of personality, wingnutty nonsense from Rich Lowry that you might have missed.
I'm sure I'm not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, "Hey, I think she just winked at me." And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can't be learned; it's either something you have or you don't, and man, she's got it.
Wow! I mean WOW!!!
Labels:
politics,
republican stoopidity,
wingnuts,
wingnuttery
Thursday, September 18, 2008
straight people whine
These people are fantastic. They refuse to sign their marriage license because it says party A and party B instead of bride and groom. Get this.
"We just feel that our rights have been violated," she said.
To some, the couple's stand may seem frivolous. But others believe "bride" and "groom" are terms that are too important for the state to set aside.
"Those who support (same-sex marriage) say it has no impact on heterosexuals," said Brad Dacus of the Pacific Justice Institute. "This debunks that argument."
Are you fucking kidding me? Of course the kicker is that these two paragons of morality have five kids between them from previous marriages. Maybe they should have just stayed married. The sanctity of marraige? Yeah right.
the problem with the republic party part deux
I was probably a wrong here,about money and power being the only things the republic party and its minions believe in, they also hate queers and love Fetal-Americans at the expense of actual live Americans.
Thursday, September 11, 2008
the pig in the poke: can we have our money back edition
I hope Biden asks her this question in the debate.
- Alaska has a budget revenues of $13,559,800, $3,742,30 of which is Federal dollars.
- 1 in 3 jobs in Alaska depend on Federal revenue.
- Sarah Palin secured $27 million in earmarks while mayor of Wasilla.
- Alaska is number one in per capita pork spending.
Will anyone ask the so-called pitbull hockey mom about why her state hates America and keeps taking Federal money. I doubt it because the press are essentially extentions of the Republicansand their wingnut buddies. I find this whole process demoralizing, after 8 years morontacracy we might elect the same people is astonishing.
But fuck it, keep fighting.
Keep talking to people and pointing out the mindless bullshit that mcsame and the hockeybullpitmom constantly throw out. Keep giving money, hell go volunteer, do something and if it doesn't work thenthe American people get what they deserve and you can tell them you tried.
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mcsame,
palin,
politics,
republican stoopidity,
republicansareliars,
wingnuts
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