not so deep thought

Mt friend Zip says that there are five days a year that are amatuer drinking nights. New Years Eve, St. Patricks Day, Cinco De Mayo, Halloween and Arbor Day.  Arbor Day? Don't ask

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Maybe for lent this year the Catholic Church could give up Holocaust denial?  Just sayin.

Update: I guess not.

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I guess we have become stoopider since 1943.

not so deep thought: crystal ball edition

We will know in a few hours if Obama won.  What will the republic party response be to an Obama victory?  Well, gee, let me tell ya'.  It will go something like this.

• Obama and acorn and william ayers stole the election.  
• We only lost because we weren't hardcore enough.
• Obama has no mandate, he stole the elction.
• The librul media lies and we are huge victims of this vast conspiracy, they hate baby jesus and are coming for your guns.
• "Hold it! Next man makes a move, the nigger gets it!"*
  
• or maybe this...
• and finally acceptance...."I guess life in the gulag isn't so bad after all." They will say as they cling bitterly to their guns and religion.

Your thoughts?  

*Egregious Blazing Saddles quote, that doesn't really work but it makes me laugh.  And I couldn't find the youtube for it.

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Do the wingnuts know what socialism means?

UPDATE
This dude clearly doesn't.



"Beyond socialism." WTF does that mean?

Glenn Beck wants everyone to have pie!!! And A PONY.


UPDATE II
From Wiki.
"Socialism refers to a broad set of economic theories of social organization advocating social or collective ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods, and the creation of an egalitarian society."

That is exactly Obama's plan isn't it?

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The wingnuts have officially lost their minds. They think they're winning.