Shorter Jonah Goldberg: I also wanna bone palin down but not until she learns to lie better.(ed. This one really burns.)
Shorter Rich Lowry: Republicans, Good for the economy. Because we say so.
Shorter Jack Cashill: A Terrorist wrote Obama's book. Lets string 'im up.
Shorter Dr. Helen: What me worry about the economy? It's all in your head stupid.
h/t Sadly,No! They read this shit so you don't have to.
