Haterade for the Day: $60 and a goodie bag

For most of this 2007 NFL season the heartless and hilarious folks at KSK have been offering a bounty on Tom Brady's knees. Here is the whole series. (scroll down) Now the bounty is fuckin serious. Imagine the glory and fame you can achieve... If you can just do this...

Just picture it: one minute, our friend is delighting at the sweet treats in the window of Jacques Torres Chocolate Haven. The next minute, BOOM! A fucking Lincoln Navigator pins him right against the glass, rupturing vital arteries and teaching him an important lesson in humility. Do you have the steely determination to carry this out? I don’t like what you’ve shown me so far.

And all this can be yours!

I hate summer...

I know that makes everyone mad, but its true. I had forgotten this until reminded by P, yesterday. For the last few weeks everyone(which is to say, BBA and my Dad) have been asking me what is wrong? I honestly have had no idea, I just felt inexplicably blue. Not, by nature, a particularly introspective lad, I have vacillated between being mystified and apathetic as to the cause of my mood. So when P said "Dude, you hate summer." I went "Oh, yeah. I hate summer."
Some how just knowing why I feel bad, makes me feel better.

Quick list of things I also hate at this moment.

• The Spurs
• The Refs
• The people tearing down Otterbutt's house.
• The citrus agri-corps who are killing all the bees(I read about this on David Byrne's blog but I am to lazy to look it up right now.)

And the Jazz totally choked last night, but it has been a great season, and next year will be better. Go Jazz!!!

That's all.

Update: Here is a link to Byrne's post. And here is another article about said bee problem.

Hater of the Day

Here is a new (semi)regular feature. Malkin wins today but will be barred from winning more b/c it is too easy. Same goes for professional hate mongers Mike Savage and Ann Coulter.

I guess having cancer puts you on the same menu as the three legged dogs, old ladies and crippled kids that Malkin regularly dines on in her hateteria.