this is your rump republic party: Glen Beck edition

I bet you didn't know that frustrated conservatives HAVE to kill people because they are oppressed by political correctness.  Glen Beck says so!

These people are insane. Why are they on the teevee?

not so deep thought: crystal ball edition

We will know in a few hours if Obama won.  What will the republic party response be to an Obama victory?  Well, gee, let me tell ya'.  It will go something like this.

• Obama and acorn and william ayers stole the election.  
• We only lost because we weren't hardcore enough.
• Obama has no mandate, he stole the elction.
• The librul media lies and we are huge victims of this vast conspiracy, they hate baby jesus and are coming for your guns.
• "Hold it! Next man makes a move, the nigger gets it!"*
  
• or maybe this...
• and finally acceptance...."I guess life in the gulag isn't so bad after all." They will say as they cling bitterly to their guns and religion.

Your thoughts?  

*Egregious Blazing Saddles quote, that doesn't really work but it makes me laugh.  And I couldn't find the youtube for it.

your republic party

These people make me ashamed to be an Amerikkkan.

palin of the white camelia

I love them amerikkkans.  

In Clearwater, arriving reporters were greeted with shouts and taunts by the crowd of about 3,000. Palin then went on to blame Katie Couric's questions for her "less-than-successful interview with kinda mainstream media." At that, Palin supporters turned on reporters in the press area, waving thunder sticks and shouting abuse. Others hurled obscenities at a camera crew. One Palin supporter shouted a racial epithet at an African American sound man for a network and told him, "Sit down, boy."

This is your republic party.  It is an unhinged unamerican group filled with hate because the world isn't 5,000 years old and baby jesus is not going to suck them off when they die. 

I FUCKING HATE THESE PEOPLE AND WISH THEY WOULD DIE.  Doesn't really fit on a bumper sticker does it?  But palin's brain would.