Friday, August 29, 2008
FF draft
I'm having my draft on tuesday. If anyone is interested give me a shout out and I will get you details. Oh yes its almost my favorite time of year.
outside the box
KSK goes outside the sports realm and brings the funny to politics. These guys should start a political blog. Check out their take on Obama's speech.
All he talked about last night was war, the economy, immigration, abortion, taxes, gun control, conservation, government regulation, education, foreign policy, and energy policy. But that was all just RHETORIC. Folks down here don’t care to hear all that lofty talk. We’re real Americans. We need to hear SUBSTANCE!
For instance, he barely talked about trade last night. I had hoped he would devote at least 70 minutes to talking about trade. And he didn’t spend 35 minutes talking about property levies, like I wanted. And how come he didn’t say NOTHIN’ about the garbage cans that have been sittin’ in Mrs. Furlong’s yard for HIGH ON THREE WEEKS NOW? The whole neighborhood was up in arms about that! How could he neglect to even MENTION it? Sounds like someone isn’t really tuned in to what the American people need to hear!
And he didn’t say SHIT about how Jake Delhomme’s elbow is doin’. I wonder… does he even care?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!?1!
Thursday, August 28, 2008
let's plan our vacation to baghdad
It's true. mcsame has declared Iraq "peaceful and stable." And we all know that former pows can't be wrong or ever misjudge a situation. Lord mcsame has made his pronouncement, which also means the troops are coming home? I know the pinkos will be out in force screaming, ignore them and look at the facts.
– August 9: A suicide car bomb in Tal Afar killed at least 25 people.
– August 24: A suicide bomber killed 25 people, including women and children, in Baghdad’s Abu Ghraib district.
– August 27: A suicide bomber killed 28 and wounded 45 in Iraq’s Diyala province.
i'm me
Michael Phelps on the Dan Patrick Show said that he listened to this song before swimming in Beijing. It is the ringer on my phone. Haha!
honor what honor?
mcsame can't define honor. That's rich. This fucking guy is unbelievable. You have to read it to believe it.
What do you want voters to know coming out of the Republican Convention — about you, about your candidacy?I'm prepared to be President of the United States, and I'll put my country first.
There's a theme that recurs in your books and your speeches, both about putting country first but also about honor. I wonder if you could define honor for us?
Read it in my books.I've read your books.
No, I'm not going to define it.But honor in politics?
I defined it in five books. Read my books.
Maybe he should have had them ask his staff?
all chuck's children...
I was listening to the radio and heard this...
Sometimes I miss aor radio format.
Sometimes I miss aor radio format.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
at least we know who to blame
Michael Dukakis takes responsibility for the shrub.
Look, I owe the American people an apology. If I had beaten the old man you’d of never heard of the kid and you wouldn’t be in this mess. So it’s all my fault and I feel that very, very strongly.
I'm just a guy...
So I have gone, in one week, from haha, hc, and gk loving me to not really talking to me. The weirdness being that I have not done anything different.
Which leads to the inevitable and impenetrable defense, "I'm just a guy tryin' to get through the world..." Which seems kinda lame nowadays. I don't really have much to say about it which is why I don't write posts about me, but whatev.
Well there are some lines that can't be crossed
And sometimes those lines get lost
Cracker- Duty Free
Which leads to the inevitable and impenetrable defense, "I'm just a guy tryin' to get through the world..." Which seems kinda lame nowadays. I don't really have much to say about it which is why I don't write posts about me, but whatev.
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
65 posts
this is my 65th post of August. Yes, I am on fire. Imagine when we get out of this horribly boring month what I'll be able to do. But unfortunately I've got nothin' today. So go forth and multiply, motherfuckers.
Monday, August 25, 2008
mcsame lies and media acts as accomplice
TPM has it here.
It really is a mystery how the corporate journalist are able to sleep at night. They spent eight years perpetuating shrub's lies, and are prepared to do the same for mcsame. Liberal media indeed.
It really is a mystery how the corporate journalist are able to sleep at night. They spent eight years perpetuating shrub's lies, and are prepared to do the same for mcsame. Liberal media indeed.
it is over, it is really over
bringing the snark
Roger Ailes does it.
The McCain campaign keeps emphasizing that McCain was a prisoner in Vietnam, as proof of his qualification for the Presidency.
Well, so was Gary Glitter, and I'm not voting for him either.
Friday, August 22, 2008
Thursday, August 21, 2008
things i didn't know about mcsame
He was a POW! Really, and that makes him being obscenely rich ok. The republic party has apparently forgotten even the most basic debating skills. But that is ok because as Ezra says they have the most powerful argument ever. "A noun, a verb, a POW!"
Because you know like getting shot down is awesome.
Because you know like getting shot down is awesome.
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