Where things will go your way...or they won't

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

palin of the white camelia

I love them amerikkkans.  

In Clearwater, arriving reporters were greeted with shouts and taunts by the crowd of about 3,000. Palin then went on to blame Katie Couric's questions for her "less-than-successful interview with kinda mainstream media." At that, Palin supporters turned on reporters in the press area, waving thunder sticks and shouting abuse. Others hurled obscenities at a camera crew. One Palin supporter shouted a racial epithet at an African American sound man for a network and told him, "Sit down, boy."

This is your republic party.  It is an unhinged unamerican group filled with hate because the world isn't 5,000 years old and baby jesus is not going to suck them off when they die. 

I FUCKING HATE THESE PEOPLE AND WISH THEY WOULD DIE.  Doesn't really fit on a bumper sticker does it?  But palin's brain would.

Monday, October 6, 2008

mcsame goes mcnasty...

Obama Pictures and McCain Pictures
see Sarah Palin pictures

mcsame goes negative...but we all knew that was coming. Negative is all he has left. Except this kind of adulation and cult of personality, wingnutty nonsense from Rich Lowry that you might have missed.

I'm sure I'm not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, "Hey, I think she just winked at me." And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can't be learned; it's either something you have or you don't, and man, she's got it.


Wow! I mean WOW!!!

america the blindfolded

It has always amazed me that in Israel it is possible to criticize Israeli policy in the occupied territories, but in America you are considered an anti-semite or terrorist if you do. This column
by Gideon Levy in the Israeli newspaper Haaretz is further proof of this strange phnomenon.  It is worth quoting at length.

This was a routine year, another year of the occupation of which no end is in sight. From Rosh Hashana 5768 to Rosh Hashana 5769 our forces killed 584 Palestinians, 95 of them minors. Many fewer than in 2002, when 989 were killed; many more than in 2005, with 190 killed. Eighteen Israelis were also killed in the past year, many more than in the previous year, when just five were killed, and much less than in 2002, when 184 Israelis were killed. All in all, an average year for bloodshed. 

All of this was observed by Israeli society with eyes covered. Even the nearly 60 Palestinians who were killed on one black summer day in Gaza barely earned a mention in the newspapers. With eyes covered, Israeli society continued to look at the routine of the occupation, the mothers in labor who lost their babies at checkpoints, the farmers victimized by lawless settlers, the night raids, the unemployment, the poverty and the hope that died long ago. 

This could never be published in America outside the most lefty publication.  The suggestion that the United States and Israel have different interests is met with approbation and accusations of Jew hating. 
 

Thursday, October 2, 2008

non stupid white people... yes they exist



Like Ta-Nehisi said, "This is John Brown For 2008." Send it to your friends get the word out!

mcsame+ truth=epic fail

Yglesias compiles a video montage of mcsames claims of havin seen the big shitpile coming. This guy is hard to take, if y'all amerikkkans elect him you get what you deserve.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

shorter mcsame

"I get free health care but fuck all ya'll!"




Why doesn't he return his free health care if he is so against free health care? Well We all know why that is. right?

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

paul newman dead

I don't watch the news on weekends so I just found this out.

Monday, September 29, 2008

rainy days and mondays..


Cowboys lose Mets lose. Life sucks at casa chancelot.

Friday, September 26, 2008

say goodbye...

to Shea Stadium. Raise one up for a sweep of the fish!@!@!

week four nfl picks

WEEK 4 PICKS

Home team in CAPS:

Broncos (-9) over CHIEFS
BENGALS (-3.5) over Browns
Texans (+7.5) over JAGUARS
 JETS(-1) over Cardinals  
49ers (+6) over SAINTS
PANTHERS (-7.5) over Falcons
TITANS (-3) over Vikings
BUCS (-1.5) over Packers
Bills (-8) over RAMS
Chargers (-7) over RAIDERS
Eagles (-3) over BEARS
COWBOYS(-11) over Redskins 
Ravens (+5.5) over STEELERS




Last week 7-9
Season 23-24

Ronmexicos 1-2

'nuff said

Simmons "The Cowboys do one thing (score points) better than anyone does anything else."

greatest. catch. ever?


h/t Ta-Nahisi Coates

Thursday, September 25, 2008

suspend this!

Mcsame suspends and gets pounded by Craig Fergeson...




and Jack Cafferty...


$700 billion give or take

I don't know alot about the big shitpile that is our economy but is this the new GOP m.o. "We don't know if this will work but it seems like a good idea.

“It’s not based on any particular data point,” a Treasury spokeswoman told Forbes.com Tuesday. “We just wanted to choose a really large number.”

WTF!??!1?

letterman pounds mcsame

palin:alaska still close to russia

This is almost too painful to read I'm glad I didn't watch it.  Of course, not as painful as watching the Mets fall apart, but at least I had Makers Mark to dull the pain.

COURIC: You've cited Alaska's proximity to Russia as part of your foreign policy experience. What did you mean by that?

PALIN: That Alaska has a very narrow maritime border between a foreign country, Russia, and on our other side, the land-- boundary that we have with-- Canada. It-- it's funny that a comment like that was-- kind of made to-- cari-- I don't know, you know? Reporters--

COURIC: Mock?

PALIN: Yeah, mocked, I guess that's the word, yeah.

COURIC: Explain to me why that enhances your foreign policy credentials.

PALIN: Well, it certainly does because our-- our next door neighbors are foreign countries. They're in the state that I am the executive of. And there in Russia--

COURIC: Have you ever been involved with any negotiations, for example, with the Russians?

PALIN: We have trade missions back and forth. We-- we do-- it's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where-- where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is-- from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to-- to our state. 

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

this is bullshit

The Wire gets no Emmy nominations.  This is further proof that award shows are bullshit.  As if Milli Vanilli hadn't already proved that.

Friday, September 19, 2008

say hello

To kim.ber.ly.  All you readers (all three of you...errr... 2 maybe)  She is awesome and funny, one of my favorite people.

ezra klien still genius

EZ-K kills it.


George Allen is the featured speaker at a GOP event this weekend dedicated "minority outreach." Seriously. It's like a "TV Funhouse" skit. He should come wrapped in his collection of Confederate flags and holding the noose he displayed in his law office. I mean, if you're going to have George Allen anchor your minority outreach then go all the way. Own it.
HAHA!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

straight people whine

These people are fantastic.  They refuse to sign their marriage license because it says party A and party B instead of bride and groom.  Get this.

"We just feel that our rights have been violated," she said.

To some, the couple's stand may seem frivolous. But others believe "bride" and "groom" are terms that are too important for the state to set aside.

"Those who support (same-sex marriage) say it has no impact on heterosexuals," said Brad Dacus of the Pacific Justice Institute. "This debunks that argument."


Are you fucking kidding me?  Of course the kicker is that these two paragons of morality have five kids between them from previous marriages.  Maybe they should have just stayed married.  The sanctity of marraige?  Yeah right.

if you lie down with dogs...

Alot of people, including Obama supporter Andrew Sullivan and of course Lady Wingnut herself K-Lo, are upset about this ad.  I find this to be silly.  Rush Limbaugh is the Republican base, especially on immigration, mcsame is the Republican canidate for president, ergo one can expect mcsame to enact policies that please the base of his party whether he agrees with them or not.  Of course complaints from the wingnuts are absurd given that they have spent all summer trying to morph Obama into William Ayers or Reverend Wright.  Which furthers the point I made in this post.

p.s.  the subtitle to K-lo's peice actually made me laugh out loud. What a maroon.

Update:  Rush hits back.  His feel bads hurt alot, maybe he should have a Vicodin.  When Rush Limbaugh calls you a race baiter you must be doing something right.

the problem with the republic party part deux

I was probably a wrong here,about money and power being the only things the republic party and its minions believe in, they also hate queers and love Fetal-Americans at the expense of actual live Americans.

he does things and doesn't even know what he's doing


premature friday blogging

I am not gonna be around tomorrow so I will take care of some house work. 

week 3 picks
ATL -5.5
BUF -9.5
CHI -3.5
Car +3.5
NE -13
Cin +13
TEN -5
Ari +3
SF-4
Stl+9
N.o.+5.5
Pit+3.5
INDY-5
BAL-2
Dal-3
Nyj+9

Last week: 9-6(Fuck you Ed Hochili!)
Season:16-15

Ronmexicos- 1-1


4 times my ears are bleeding


Four times she asks him if he would meet the President of Spain and he can't answer. He's as dumb as bush.