Saturday was my dude Manson's Bday party, which I had to leave early because I was still somewhat wrecked from Friday.
To make a short story long, I do not like places that are not the 7EO very much. I keep telling myself that it is not so much my own rainman like disdain for change or the whole everybody knows my name factor but that there are actual objective conditions that make me enjoy myself more at the 7EO. I'm sure these other establishments have there own appeal, which is why I have gone to such great lengths to avoid naming them. I'm not trying to hate, but, personally, I think the 7Eo is clearly superior in the below ways.
- Prettier, nicer waitresses
- Better bartenders
- Cheaper beer and they have PBR instead of the ubiquitous Bud Light
- A wider variety of single women
- Better patio and better DJs
3 comments:
You are so anonymous, what with the Myers reference and 7EO. Thank god I know the particulars enough to decipher the code :). (The period is like an offset chin dimple.) (That period and end parenthetical is just that).
I like the 7EO for completely opposite reasons--the patio, Jeri, ability to bum a single cigarette, and the smell of the bathrooms--familiar, clean and unique.
I have clearly lost the ability to decipher your sarcasm, or lack there of, so I'll assume you are making fun of me. Which is fine. The word on the street is you are making an appearance in the city of saints soon, hope to see you and your peeps.
I am an ass; therefore I am sarcastic. Mostly, I just wanted to make fun of punctuation art, not you.
But I do plan to see you, your sainted ones, your saintliness, not much of the 7EO. You've met the Z. She'll remember you...
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