Where things will go your way...or they won't
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
New site is awesome. Here are some tidbits.
We don’t know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they’ve never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin. Alaska is the 49th state solely because they knew even before she was born that Sarah Palin would never finish last. Global Warming doesn’t kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does - usually with her bare hands. Three of Sarah Palin’s five kids came out sideways - she never flinched. Sarah Palin’s hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps. It’s not raining in DC. Those are God’s tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.